Webmistress' note:

There are five different Mariners commericals. I wish I could make complete video clips (with sounds) for all of these. But perhaps you can find 'em elsewhere on the web, like MLB.com, Fox Sports Network, etc etc. In case you didn't know, I cannot hear a damn thing so I can't explain what was going on in those. FOX SPORTS NETWORK stations don't often have closed-captioning for any games, unlike ESPNs. Enjoy!